One four hour train ride later and an hour long car ride to get on the other side of the train track we made it to our hotel. The only way I can describe the Pune hotel is that it is a palace. Guests have to pass through a metal dector and have their bags xrayed just to get inside. The lobby is beautiful. I never want to leave.
Meredith can't believe were actually staying here!
Since we had a free night we figured we would go to the rooftop resturant and then hit up the night club in the hotel.
Once again all I ordered was white rice, but this time I more than compensated with alcohol calories. I was the only person who felt comfortable ordering a Sex on the Beach, and boy was it delicious. After savor ing every last drop I ordered a Long Island with dinner.
My dinner wasn't anything elaborate, but everyone else enjoyed their traditional Indian cuisine. The only real issue that came about involved the checks. First off, they took over an hour to give us our checks. When we did get our checks many of them were wrong. I swear these people must think were dumb. They tried overcharging everyone. I think mine was the only correct one. However, when I tried to leave a waiter grabbed my arm and tried to tell me I didn't pay for my drinks.
I was not having any of it. My buzz was gone, I had waited an hour for my check, I just wanted to dance. The last thing I was going to do was have this guy mess up my night anymore than he already had. I walked right up to all the men working on the checks and showed them my bill.
I told them I wasn't angry that they messed up, but that I would not pay for their mistake. I also told them I was leaving, and never coming back. I stormed out of that resturant like a bat out of hell with the pose in tow.
We went straight to the night club ready to blow off some steam. Unfortunately, the drinks were more expensive there than the resturant. That wasn't going to stop us though. The fact that we doubled the club goers when we walked in wasn't gonna get us down either. Once again, we started the dance party.
From there things got funny. I would divulge more details, but a lady never tells.
हम रॉयल्स कभी नहीं होगा (We'll never be royals.)

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